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• hello sailor! interj. Occasional West Coast equivalent of hello world
  eems to have originated at SAIL, later associated with the game Zork (which also included "hello, aviator" and "hello, implementor")....
• hello, sailor!: interj. Occasional West Coast equivalent of {hello, world}
  eems to have originated at SAIL, later associated with the game {Zork} (which also included "hello, aviator" and "hello, implementor")....
• The greatest virtues are those which are most useful to other persons. -- Aristotle, Rhetoric
• A sane environment in one in which there is room to be crazy.
  A crazy environment is one in which there is no room to be sane. -- Solomon Sho...
• Homer: Bart! With $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like.
  ..love! Marge: Or double-ply windows. They look just like regular windows but they'll save us 4% on our heating bill....
• The default Magic Word, "Abracadabra", actually is a corruption of the Hebrew phrase "ha-Bracha dab'ra" which means "pronounce the blessing".
• Few persons have sufficient wisdom to prefer censure which is useful to them, to praise which deceives them.
  -- La Rochefoucauld...
• Goodbye Millionaire's Row, hello room 12 of the Budley-Salterton Twilight Rest Home for the Terminally Short of Cash.
  -- Edmund : Dish and Dishonesty...
• It is generally agreed that "Hello" is an appropriate greeting because if you entered a room and said "Goodbye," it could confuse a lot of people.
  -- Dolph Sharp...