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• Computers are like air conditioners -- they stop working properly if you open WINDOWS
• TOAC: Turn Off Air Conditione
• The nation of Claria covers a vast physical area. But despite wide geographic differences, many citizens are experiencing rising costs of electricity.
  A recent study of household electric costs in Claria found that families who cooled their houses with fans alone spent more on electricity than did families using air conditioners alone for cooling....
• Guard: Stamp your hand for reentry. [the crowd runs past in a panic] Ba
  Hey! Cool! I want to be around when those guns start going off....
• Why is there air? Have you ever tried breathing Cool Whip?
• Turn down your air guitar.
• Why don't I get fresh air when I open a Window?
• Anyone can write on the walls but it takes inventiveness to skywrite with an air hose.
• Norris's Law: The day of the big heat wave is the day the office air conditioning breaks down.