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I/O Hackers have to condition their device first.
IOI: Ignore Operator's Instruction.
IO: Illogical O
I/O, I/O, Its off to the bus we go.
I/O, I/O, so off to work I go!
I once asked my father if things were bad for him during the Depression.
He said the first six months were bad, then he got used to me. -- Rodney Dangerfield...
I once complained to my father that I didn't seem to be able to do things the same way other people did.
Dad's advice? "Margo, don't be a sheep. People hate sheep. They eat sheep." -- Margo Kaufma...
I once decorated my apartment entirely in ten foot salad forks!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I once did hold it, as our statists do, A baseness to write fair.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Hamlet -- Act v, Sc. 2...
I once got caught copying an exam in the back of the class.
.. I guess the teacher must have heard the Xerox machine. -- Steven Wrigh...

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