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• I was at this restaurant. The sign said "Breakfast Anytime.
  So I ordered French Toast in the Rennaissance. -- Steven Wrigh...
• The sign said "eight items or less". So I changed my name to Les. -- Steven Wrigh
• Saw a sign on a restaurant that said Breakfast, any time -- so I ordered French Toast in the Renaissance.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" -- Steven Wrigh
• I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said "pet supplies".
  So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign that said "compact cars". -- Steven Wrigh...
• I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet.
  So I said, Got any shoes you're not using? -- Steven Wrigh...
• Today I dialed a wrong number. The other side said, 'Hello?
  ' and I said, 'Hello, could I speak to Joey?' They said,' Uh, I don't think so....
• I was skydiving horizontally. -- Steven Wrigh