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• I can repeat poetry as well as other folk if it comes to that--" "Oh, it needn't come to that!
  Alice hastily said. -- Lewis Carroll...
• I hate blind dates, but a friend says he could set me up, so I said, "Okay.
  But you should have seen this girl. It was like she hadn't taken a bath in a month....
• I don't like spinach, and I'm glad I don't, because if I liked it I'd eat it, and I just hate it.
  -- Clarence Darrow...
• I don't like spinach, and I'm glad I don't, because if I liked it I'd eat it, and I just hate it.
  -- Clarence Darrow...
• Then you should say what you mean," the March Hare went on.
  "I do," Alice hastily replied; "at least - at least I mean what I say - that's the same thing, you know....
• I'll shake you into a kitten, that I will! -- Lewis Carroll
• I don't like spinach, and I'm glad I don't, because if I liked it I'd eat it, and I'd just hate it.
  -- Clarence Darrow...
• I beg your pardon?" said Alice. "It isn't respectable to beg," said the King.
  -- Lewis Carroll, "Through the Looking-Gla...