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• My inner child can beat up your inner child.
• My inner child is a sick little bitch!
• Bart: I will _never_ get tired of this! Lisa: I'm going to have my wedding here!
  -- The children play on the trampoline, "Bart's Inner Child...
• Bart: Otto, are you OK? Otto: Yeah. Just pop my shoulder back in.
  [Bart does so] Thanks, little buddy!...
• Willy: If elected mayor, my first act will be to kill the whole lot of you and burn your town to cinders.
  Workman: [whispering] The mike's on. Willy: I know it's on!...
• Marge: Er, I don't want to judge the rightness of your ego orientation, but my inner critic says you should have done your job!
  Ned: Hey, now, Marge, let's not "should" this fellow to death....
• Good afternoon and welcome to the "Do What You Feel" festival.
  By the way, this young lady is not my wife, but I _am_ sleeping with her....
• You say that my way of thinking cannot be tolerated?
  What of it? The man who alters his way of thinking to suit others is a fool....
• I thank the goodness and the grace Which on my birth have smiled, And made me, in these Christian days, A happy Christian child.
  -- Jane Taylor (1783-1824) -- A Child's Hymn of Praise...