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• I am sick and depraved--please feed me drugs and cookies.
• It's time to get a new cookie file when you have some kind of deja-vu when reading this cookie.
  Alternatively, get a program with a better random number generator. -- Yoshi...
• When I was a Brownie, I ate all the cookies. -- Madonna
• SMILEY >:-( sick and tired of reading this nonsense
• Help me to resist temptation, Lord, especially when I know no one is looking.
• I do enjoy a good long walk -- especially when my wife takes one.
• When a poor man eats a chicken -- one of them is sick.
• Shut, shut the door, good John! fatigued, I said; Tie up the knocker!
  ay I 'm sick, I 'm dead. -- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- Epistle to Dr....
• How to eat chocloate chip cookies like a child: Half-sit, half-lie on the bed, propped up by a pillow.
  Read a book. Place cookies next to you on the sheet so that crumbs get in the bed....