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• Amateur hour: That 60 minutes after the bars close...
• I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes.
  -- [Imitation] Steven Wrigh...
• In 1950 the cheapest computers cost the same as the most expensive Rolls Royce.
  If both had developed at the same rate the Rolls would...
• I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, "Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?
  Yes, officer, but I wasn't going to be out that long..." -- Steven Wrigh...
• I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 50 miles per hour?
  '. So I said, 'oh, that's OK, I'm not going that far.'. -- Stephen Wrigh...
• At five minutes before the hour, a student will ask a question requiring a ten minute answer.
  -- M. M. Johnsto...
• I M a tru beleever in hour edukashun sistum.
• He also brought you the speed bump [cheer!] The dip sign [cheer!
  ] The fifteen mile per hour speed limit on Main Street [boo!...
• I cannot conceive that anybody will require multiplications at the rate of 40,000 or even 4,000 per hour .
  .. -- F. H. Wales (1936)...