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• When I 'm not thank'd at all, I 'm thank'd enough; I 've done my duty, and I 've done no more.
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• Abe: [shouting] That doll is *Evil*, I tells ya. Evil!
  Eeeeeeviillll!!! Marge: Grandpa, you said that about all the presents....
• When I walked into the supermarket the manager got a grocery cart for me.
  I said, "Why do you always give me a cart with a squeaky wheel?...
• No, no, I said I was into PORN again, not born again.
• Instead of worrying about my clothes, I could be someone that nobody knows. -- Sting
• Homer: Will you all stop worrying about that stupid comet?
  It's going to be destroyed, didn't you hear what that guy in the building said?...
• Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
  (takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
• I wanted to be born again - Mom said "NO WAY" !!!