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• I just found the last bug!
• I just found out that the brain is like a computer.
  If that's true, then there really aren't any stupid people. Just people running DOS....
• I told the police that I was not injured, but upon removing my hat, I found that I had a fractured skull.
  -- Excerpt from insurance form....
• 1) I love you. (2) This won't hurt a bit. (3) The Mercedes is paid for.
  (4) The check is in the mail. (5) I was just going to call you....
• The greatest lies of all time: (1) I love you. (2) This won't hurt a bit.
  (3) The Mercedes is paid for. (4) The check is in the mail....
• I've never really trusted Smokey the Bear. Everytime I see him I wonder what happened to the Boy Scout that was orginally wearing that hat.
• If you're a cowboy, and you're dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would really make you mad if you looked back and the guy was reading a magazine.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• A cowboy is a farm boy in leather britches and a comical hat. -- Edward Abbey
• You may be redneck... if you've ever worn a cowboy hat to church.