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• OW! Rubber spider venom! That's not fair!" -- The Firesign Theatre movie, J-Men Foreve
• Calling J-Man Kink. Calling J-Man Kink. Hash missile sighted, target Los Angeles.
  Disregard personal feelings about city and intercept....
• If you are beginning to doubt what I am saying, you are probably hallucinating.
  -- The Firesign Theatre, _Everything you know is Wrong_...
• I think we're all Bozos on this bus. -- Firesign Theatre
• Danger, you haven't seen the last of me! No, but the first of you turns my stomach!
  -- The Firesign Theatre's Nick Dange...
• I thought there was something fishy about the butler.
  Probably a Pisces, working for scale....
• Beware! Your brain may no longer be the boss. -- Firesign Theatre, Everything you know is Wrong
• Klingon Ambassador: "The Chancellor of the High Council is *dead*!
  The result of an *unprovoked* attack, while he travelled to see *you* on a flag* of *truce* on a mission of *peace*!...
• If you have a weak candidate and a weak platform, wrap yourself up in the American flag and talk about the Constitution.
  -- Matthew S. Quay...