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I'm in no shape to exercise!
I'm in Pittsburgh. Why am I here? -- Harold Urey, Nobel Laureate
I'm in search of myself. Have you seen me anywhere?
I'm in shape ... a filled ellipse's a shape, isn't it?
I'm in shape ... pear's a shape isn't it?
I'm in shape ... round's a shape isn't it?
I'm in shape ... square's a shape isn't it?
I'm interested in the fact that the less secure a man is, the more likely he is to have extreme prejudice.
-- Clint Eastwood...
I'm in the computer business, I make Out-Of-Order signs.
I'm into BBS&M.
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