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• Boom! Boom, it went! Boom! Just like that! They took a photo of my keister for Stars and Stripes.
  At least they told me it was for Stars and Stripes....
• When my family arrived in this country four months ago, we spoke no English and had no money in our pockets.
  Today, we own a nationwide chain of wheel-balancing centers....
• Ferret: Tigger without stripes...
• Male zebras have white stripes, but female zebras have black stripes.
• Basically, there are three ways the skunk and I are a lot alike.
  The first is, we both like to spread our "stink" around....
• A leopard never changes his stripes. -- Al Gore
• Bart: Mrs. Krabappel, I'm done failing the test. Can I _please_ go to the nurse?
  Edna: Gosh, Bart, maybe you really are in pain. Well....
• No woman in my time will be Prime Minister or Foreign Secretary, not the top jobs - anyway, I wouldn't want to be Prime Minister.
• Skinner: Now I have learned that most of the orchestra is having their appendixes removed
  o without further ado, I give you the remnants of the Springfield Elementary School Orchestra...