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• Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, Where have I gone wrong?
  Then a voice says to me, This is going to take more than one night....
• Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask "Why me?" Then a voice answers Nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.
  -- Charlie Brown, _Peanuts_ [Charles Schulz]...
• When I Bite Into A York Peppermint Patty, <BLEARGH!&l
• You are a foul ball in the line drive of life. -- Charles Schulz ("Peanuts")
• There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker. -- Charles M. Schulz
• No problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from.
  -- Charles Schulz (Linus in "Peanuts")...
• I'd hate to be a new baby being born into this world today.
  There seems to be so much trouble everywhere. If I were a new baby, I don't think I could stand knowing what I was going to have to go through....
• Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational.
  -- Charles Schulz...