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• I(ve) B(een) M(islead)
• When I 'm not thank'd at all, I 'm thank'd enough; I 've done my duty, and I 've done no more.
  -- Henry Fielding (1707-1754) -- Tom Thumb the Great, Act i, Sc. 3...
• I saw Elvis at the post office. Bought his picture for 29 cents.
• Postmaster General: The days of the gun-toting, disgruntled postal worker went out with the Macarena.
  Principal Skinner: I'm just glad I work in an elementary school. Episode: Sunday, Cruddy Sunday...
• I got a used gun for my wife, pretty good trade , huh ?
• I'd love to, but... I have to go to the post office to see if I'm still wanted.
  -- 15 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...
• The way I understand it, the Russians are sort of a combination of evil and incompetence.
  .. sort of like the Post Office with tanks. -- Emo Philip...
• Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
  (takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
• I post.......... I am