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• My mother had a problem because she grew up during the Great Depression.
  And I had problems because I grew up during her great depression. -- Jane Stroll...
• I asked my mother for a mind of my own, but she said no.
• My mother made me a homosexual! If I send her the yarn, can she make me one too?
• I [] My Dog. I [] My Cat.
• My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.
  -- Mark Twain (1835-1910)...
• My mother loved children---she would have given anything if I had been one.
  -- Groucho Marx, 1890-1977...
• My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one. -- Groucho Marx