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I'm a Zen nudist--I'm naked in my own mind.
I'm back-pedalling as fast as I can...
I'm bad. I'm nationwide
I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?
-- Bart in "Krusty the Clown" (Tracy Ullman Show), from The Simpso...
IMBECILITY, n. A kind of divine inspiration, or sacred fire affecting censorious critics of this dictionary.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
I'm becoming addicted to happiness.
I'm BeetleJuice... the Ghostis with the Mostist!
I'm beginning to appreciate the value of naps. Naps are wonderful, aren't they?
Sometimes now I have to take a nap to get ready for bed. -- Marsha Warfield...
I'm being followed by a pair of boxer shorts.
I'm being held prisoner in a chocolate factory. Don't send help.

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