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• I used to be a virgin. I gave it up because there was no money in it. -- Marsha Warfield
• I hate skinny women, especially when they say things like "Sometimes I forget to eat.
  Now, I've forgotten my mother's maiden name, and my keys, but you've got to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat!...
• Middle age is when you wish you could have some of the naps you refused to take as a kid.
• People who take cat naps don't usually sleep in a cat's cradle.
• Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
• But since I knew now that I could hope for nothing of greater value than frivolous pleasures, what point was there in denying myself of them?
  -- M. Prou...