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• I support everyone's right to be an idiot. I may need it myself someday.
• I am Mr. T of Borg. I pity da fool that resists me.
• He may look like an idiot and talk like and idiot but don't let that fool you.
  He really is an idiot. -- Groucho Marx...
• As God is my witness - I am that fool! -- Gomez Addam
• Holly: We are talking Jape of the Decade. We are talking April, May, June, July, and August, fool.
  Yes, that's right -- I am Queeg. Rimmer, Lister, Cat: WHAT?!!!!!! -- Red Dwarf - 'Queeg'...
• There is no limit to the work I can do and produce, if it is not the work to which I am assigned, or the work I must get done.
• I may not be perfect, but I am all I got!
• I am the Devil, and I come to do the Devil's work. -- Charles Manso
• I idiot-proof my programs, but along comes a bigger idiot.