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• I'm a solipsist and, I have to say, I'm surprised there aren't more of us.
  -- from a letter to Bertrand Russell...
• Mongols? I don' see no Mo <THWEEEeeeCHUNK!> -- Famous Last Word
• I didn't believe in reincarnation in any of my other lives.
  I don't see why I should have to believe in it in this one. -- Strange de Jim...
• The other day a woman came up to me and said, "Didn't I see you on television?
  I said, "I don't know. You can't see out the other way." -- Emo Phillip...
• Babies are such a nice way to start people. -- Don Herold
• If on my theme I rightly think, There are five reasons why men drink,-- Good wine, a friend, because I 'm dry, Or lest I should be by and by, Or any other reason why.
  -- John Sirmond (c. 1589-1649) -- Causae Bibendi...
• Why do the caterpillar and the ant have to be enemies?
  One eats leaves, and the other eats caterpillars....
• I once complained to my father that I didn't seem to be able to do things the same way other people did.
  Dad's advice? "Margo, don't be a sheep. People hate sheep. They eat sheep." -- Margo Kaufma...