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• I married beneath me. All women do. -- Lady Nancy Asto
• Do married women make the best wives?
• Darling," she whispered, "will you still love me after we are married?
  He considered this for a moment and then replied, "I think so....
• Why are the good women married?
• Homer: Yeah, sure, for you, a baby's all fun and games.
  For me, it's diaper changes and midnight feedings....
• Smithers: Next. There's a problem with the reactor -- what do you do?
  Homer: There's a problem with the reactor?? We're all going to die!! I Married Marge...
• Not all women give most of their waking thoughts to the problem of pleasing men.
  Some are married. -- Emma Lee...
• I listen to feminists and all these radical gals -- most of them are failures.
  They've blown it. Some of them have been married, but they married some Casper Milquetoast who asked permission to go to the bathroom....
• Smithers: There's a problem with the reactor. What do you do?
  Homer: There's a problem with the reactor!? We're all going to die!...