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• Did you hear about the new dessert topping that S/M freaks get a bang out of is called Pistol Whips.
• I WANT MY BFG 9000! NOW!!! Or a pistol will do.
• I was such a pacifist I used to get beaten up by Quakers -- Woody Allen,Sleepe
• I... AM NOT... A PACIFIST!
  -- An angry defensive back explains to rednecks, in AMAZING GRACE AND CHUCK...
• I used to be amused. Now I'm just bored.
• I B M U B M We all B M For I B M!!!! -- H.A.R.L.I.E.
• Fighting the war with a starter pistol / water pistol /
• The Excitement of Trees: I. M. Board
• I find this corpse guilty of carrying a concealed weapon and I fine it $
  40. -- Judge Roy Bean, finding a pistol and $40 on a man he'd just shot....