Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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I'm afraid we haven't properly housebroken Bob Morgan.
I'm afraid we're fresh out of red Leicester, sir.
I'm afraid you have more of a problem than I anticipated.
Your battery needs a new car. -- Mechanic to custome...
I'm afraid you'll never make it as an actor. But as a star, I think you might well hit the jackpot.
-- Orson Welles (to Joseph Cotten)...
I'm a Freud I can't do that.
I'm a fucshia bowling ball somewhere in Brittany -- Zippy the Pinhead
I'm a Fun Guy from Yuggoth.
I'm against any law that I wouldn't break if I could get away with it.
-- A. Whitney Brown, Saturday Night Live...
I'm against firm female bodies, as often as possible.
I'm a game master--it's lonely at the top.

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