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Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way.
This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining....
Imagine, in a million years, Barney will be a can of 10W-40 motor oil.
Imagine: Nancy Reagan in Frank Gorshin's old Riddler costume!
Imagine no BBS's. I wonder if you can?
Imagine Ross Perot on too much caffeine if you dare.
Imagine that Cray computer decides to make a personal computer.
Imagine the Creator as a low comedian, and at once the world becomes explicable.
-- H. L. Mencken (1880-1956)...
Imagine the outraged cry for investigations if Clinton was Republican.

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