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• North Carolina Beach Bum here!!!
• Many a bum show has been saved by the flag. -- George M. Coha
• Get out of Bumtown, you bum! -- A bum, "The Day the Violence Died
• Did you hear that anal sex is a bum trip.
• URINE What, you want this prestigious journal to sink to the level of the gutter (or even the sewer), by resorting to getting a few cheap laughs by talking about matters pertaining to piss?
  By discussing discharge? By explaining excreta? Not a hope....
• It's hot enough to boil a monkey's bum in here, your Majesty.
• Herb: All a man needs is an idea. Bum: Then how come you're still a bum?
  -- Good point, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• Yeah, I used to be rich. I owned Mickey Mouse Massage Parlors.
  Then those Disney sleazeballs shut me down. -- A bum, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...