I'm A Catholic. I'm Like Most Catholics. When I Grew Up I Quit.

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I'm a Catholic. I'm like most Catholics. When I grew up I quit. I can't
quite understand some religions. They're all supposed to be right. But they
all have one goal--to get to heaven. They all have their own way of getting
there. So it seems to me you ought to be able to think this out. Like if
you're Catholic and you want to get to heaven, you can't have sex unless
you're married. If you're Jewish and you want to get to heaven, you can't
eat pork. Come on, if you had to make a choice ...
-- Bob Dubac

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