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I loathe the expression "What makes him tick." It is the American mind, looking for simple and singular solution, that uses the foolish expression.
A person not only ticks, he also chimes and strike...
I locked my coathanger in my car; good thing I had a key.
I long ago came to the conclusion that all life is six to five against. -- Damon Runyo
I look at you all, see the love there that's sleeping..
I look better on a woman!
I looked out my window, and saw Kyle Pettys' car upside down, then I thought 'One of us is in real trouble'.
-- Davey Allison, re: a 150MPH crash...
I looked up at her and asked how much is that gonna cost?
I looked up executrix. It has nothing to do w/ leather and high heels.
I looked up my wife's family tree. Most of her relatives are still climbing around in it.
I looked up the word "politics" in the dictionary and it's actually a combination of two word
poli," which means many, and "tics," which means bloodsuckers. -- Jay Leno...

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