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• Today I...........No, that wasn't me. -- Steven Wrigh
• Today I met with a subliminal advertising executive for just a second. -- Steven Wrigh
• Four years ago... no, it was yesterday. Today I...
  No, that wasn't me. Sometimes I... No, I don't. -- Steven Wrigh...
• I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'm gonna use it. -- Steven Wrigh
• I was skydiving horizontally. -- Steven Wrigh
• I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today.
  Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. -- Steven Wrigh...
• I saw a small bottle of cologne and asked if it was for sale.
  She said, "It's free with purchase." I asked her if anyone bought anything today....
• Sometimes I...No, I don't. -- Steven Wrigh
• Let me take you a button-hole lower. -- William Shakespeare, "Love's Labour's Lo