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• FELL OFF OF THE CLIFF by Eileen Dove
• Tragedy On The Cliff" by Eileen Dover -- Booktip of the month
• A sobering thought, Eileen: What if, right at this very moment I *am* living up to my full potential?
  -- Jane Wagne...
• My Wife of Borg: I have checks. Balance is irrelevent.
• I think my mistake was yelling "Hi" to the eyewitnesses as they filed into court.
  -- Phil Interlandi...
• I can't die until the government finds a safe place to bury my liver. -- Phil Harri
• What I Did During My Fall Semester On the first day of my fall semester, I got up.
  Then I went to the library to find a thesis topic....
• I lost my knickers at Niagara.
• When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me eighty-five dollars.
  That's why in the Navy the captain goes down with the ship. -- Dick Gregory...