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• I chop down trees, I wear high heels, suspendies and a bra.
• Cows do it in leather.
• THIEVES do it in leather.
• Rugby players do it with leather balls.
• High heels were invented by a women who had been kissed on the forehead.
• High heels are a device invented by a woman who was tired of being kissed on the forehead.
• I looked up at her and asked how much is that gonna cost?
• Do I smoke after sex? I never looked.
• I have ever loved to repose myself, whether sitting or lying, with my heels as high or higher than my head.
  -- Michael de Montaigne (1533-1592) -- Essays, Book iii, Chap. xiii...