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• Look for the woman in the dress. If there is no woman, there is no dress. -- Coco Chanel
• Woman are like elephants to me: I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one.
  -- W.C. Field...
• God made man, and then said I can do better than that and made woman. ADELA ROGERS St. JOHN
• Windows would look better with curtains.
• I believe you should place a woman on a pedestal, high enough so you can look up her dress.
  -- Steve Marti...
• Burns: Yes, I'd like to send this letter to the Prussian consulate in Siam by aeromail.
  Am I too late for the 4:30 autogyro? Kid: Uh, I better look in the manual....
• Lisa: [over the strains of the Battle Hymn of the Republic] [sees the Lincoln Memorial in the reflecting pool] Honest Abe, he'll show me the way.
  [goes to the memorial] Mr. Lincoln?...
• After lovemaking, a German woman is practical. She will say, "Ach, dat vas goot!
  A French woman is solicitous. She will say, "Ah, mon cheri, did I please you?...
• Look at the docs? Nah, nurses are much better looking