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I'll tell ya, life aint easy for a boy named Sue!
I'll tell you about my mother!
I'll tell you a little secret, sonny. I don't really believe I will be dying.
I believe I've learned how to transfer the wealth of my knowledge into a computer....
I'll tell you one person who doesn't think we've wasted our money on $
600 toilet seats --- Saddam Hussein. -- Vice President Dan Quayle...
I'll tell you what I want, I want someone who is so beautiful that when you see her you say, 'Wow, that Humperdinck must be some kind of fella to have a wife like that.
' -- William Goldman / S. Mo...
I'll tell you what kind of guy I was. If you ordered a boxcar full of sons-of-bitches and opened the door and only found me inside, you could consider the order filled.
-- Robert Mitchum...
I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. It's dead!
I 'll tickle your catastrophe. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Henry IV -- Act ii, Sc. 1
I'll try anything just once too often.
I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure!

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