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I'll speak to it through hell itself should gape, and bid me hold my peace. -- William Shakespeare
I'll stay out of animals' way if they'll stay out of mine.
Hey you, get off my plate -- Roger Midnigh...
...I'll sulk for the rest of your days and make your life a living hell. So there.
I'll take "Famous Taglines" for 1000, Alex.
I'll take Fucking Clues for $200. -- Mark
I'll take 'Things Only People on Jeopardy Know' for 200, Alex. -SLR
I'll take tuna on rye, hold the mercury.
I 'll talk a word with this same learned Theban. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Lear -- Act iii, Sc.
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I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs! - Stinky Wizzletea
I'll tell ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people. -- Bob Hope
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