I'll Tell You A Little Secret, Sonny. I Don't Really Believe I Will Be Dying.

I'll Tell You A Little Secret, Sonny. I Don't Really Believe I Will Be Dying.

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I'll tell you a little secret, sonny. I don't really believe I will be
dying. I believe I've learned how to transfer the wealth of my knowledge
into a computer. Before I die, I plan to transfer my great intellect
into this machine, thus cheating the Grim Reaper of his greatest prize.
-- Dr. Ira Graves, "The Schizoid Man", stardate 42437.5

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