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  -- Vice President Dan Quayle....
• I'm Dan Quayle. I'm Dan Quayle. I'm Dan Quayle. I am Dan Quayle.
  The real Dan Quayle. The real Dan Quayle stand up....
• I should have caught the mistake on that spelling bee card.
  But as Mark Twain once said, "You should never trust a man who has only one way to spell a word....
• We will invest in our people, quality education, job opportunity, family, neighborhood, and yes, a thing we call America.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle, 1988...
• I want to be Robin to Bush's Batman. -- Vice President Dan Quayle
• I happen to be a Republican president...aah... vice president.
  -- American Vice President Dan Quayle...
• I happen to be a Republican president- ah, the vice president.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle (Newsweek 4/9/90)...
• I don't know if she likes this, but in a way I treat her as a staff person.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle, referring to Marily...