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I know who I am. Sometimes you go away, but I'm still here.
I know you all have very innocent minds, but occasionally a word should be allowed to wander through before reaching the paper.
I KNOW you're alive... I just couldn't care less!
I know you're an optimist if you think I'm a pessimist.
I know you're supposed to take life one day at a time -- but lately several days have attacked me at once.
I know your secret.
I know you think that you understood what you thought I said, but I am not all that sure that you understand that I seldom say what I think and even less often do I mean what I say.
I last saw Elvis at the K-Mart, where he was selling the blue suede special.
I laugh at "paid program
I laugh, for hope hath happy place with me; If my bark sinks, 't is to another sea.
-- William Ellery Channing (1780-1842) -- A Poet's Hope...

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