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• OPTIMIST, n. A proponent of the doctrine that black is white.
  A pessimist applied to God for relief. "Ah, you wish me to restore your hope and cheerfulness," said God....
• OPTIMIST: A proponent of the belief that black is white.
  A pessimist asked God for relief. "Ah, you wish me to restore your hope and cheerfulness," said God....
• I don't know, what do you think?
• Maj. Burns: What kind of idiot do you think I am? Cpl.
  O'Reily: You'd know that better than me, sir. -- M*A*S*H, television program...
• Pessimist: An optimist with experience...
• I know you think you uderstood what I said, but what you heard was not what I meant.
• An optimist invented an airplane; a pessimist a parachute
• I think, .... Do You?
• Twixt the optimist and pessimist The difference is droll
  The optimist sees the doughnut But the pessimist sees the hole....