Miscellaneous Collections

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I know a bank where the wild thyme blows, Where oxlips and the nodding violet grows, Quite over-canopied with luscious woodbine, With sweet musk-roses and with eglantine.
-- William Shakespeare (1564...
I know a couple that got remarried. He missed two alimony payments and she repossessed him.
-- Bill Barne...
I know a girl who broke every date she had--she went out with them. -- Bob Melvi
I know a good ferret tagline when I steal one.
I know a good tag line when I steal one
I know a hawk from a handsaw. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Hamlet -- Act ii, Sc. 2
I know a heartache when I see one.
I Know A Joke -- Zippy the Pinhead
I know a little bit about handicapping. If the horse has an IV, you want to stay away from it.
-- Paula Poundstone...
I know a little 'bout Love, and baby, I can guess the rest. -- Skynyrd.

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