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• Cats: Pit bull junk food.
• Computer protected by a PIT BULL with AIDS!
• I have a great dog. She's half Lab, half pit bull. A good combination.
  Sure, she might bite off my leg, but she'll bring it back to me. -- Jimi Celeste...
• Never trust a pit bull named "Fluffy.
• My last cow just died, so I won't need your bull anymore.
• My uncle was thrown out of a mime show for having a seizure.
  They thought he was heckling. -- Jeff Shaw...
• I just heard the SEVENTIES were over!! And I was just getting in touch with my LEISURE SUIT!
  ! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• BARRY.. That was the most HEART-WARMING rendition of ``I DID IT MY WAY'' I've ever heard!
  ! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• What has four legs and an arm? A happy Pit Bull.