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• Busy Day? Busy? I just spent four hours burying the cat.
• 1. I accidentally divided by zero and my paper burst into flames.
  2. Isaac Newton's birthday. 3. I could only get arbitrarily close to my textbook....
• It was a dark and stormy night; well, actually it was dark, partly cloudy with a 50% of rai
  maybe it was more like clear, with the moon shining...
• I was driving my car out of the driveway in the usual manner, when it was struck by the other car in the same place it had been struck several times before.
• If it hasn't been tested, it won't work. -- Larry Hardiman (Amdahl employee)
• Just spent 4 hours buryin' the cat - wouldn't keep still..
• I spent hours coming up with this tagline. Could you tell?
• I spent hours trying to come up with the perfect tagline. This isn't it.
• After an employee has spent his 13 hours of labor in the office, he should spend the remaining time reading the Bible and other good books.
  -- Work Rule...