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I kind of like it. Interesting percussion section." "Those are cannons.
"And they perform this in crowded concert halls? Gee, I thought classical music was boring!...
I knew a girl, she was a macho man.
I knew a very wise man that believed that if a man were permitted to make all the ballads, he need not care who should make the laws of a nation.
-- Andrew Fletcher of Saltoun (1653-1716) -- Lette...
I knew, by the smoke that so gracefully curl'd Above the green elms, that a cottage was nea
I knew Doris Day before she was a Virgin!
I knew I could make it. I was a burnout, but I was a very bright burnout from the start.
-- Tod Frye, Author of Atari Pac-Ma...
I knew I had some reason for not killing you...Now what was it?
I knew I shoulda taken that left at Albuquerque
I knew it! I'm surrounded by assholes! -- D. Helme
I knew it was a bad crash, when the FAA called.

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