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• Anyone can be a navigator if he can tell his arse from his elbow!
  Well, that's Baldrick out, I fear... We're always looking for talented types to join the twenty-minuters!...
• I'd only just put it there. But now, I will leave it there forever.
  ...Quite so, Baldrick. It can be your lucky willy. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Bell...
• You'll miss the whole end of the war! Yes, very bad luck.
  Beep. Right... Beep. ...Now, Baldrick, I'll be back as soon as I can....
• I was more impressed by the contents of my handkerchief the last time I blew my nose.
  -- Edmund : Private Plane...
• Good Lord! Captain Blackadder! I thought you were..
  . ...Playing tennis? -- Cpt. Darling and Edmund : Private Plane...
• Come on, I wasn't born yesterday. More's the pity. We could have started your personality from scratch.
  -- Cpt. Darling and Edmund : Private Plane...
• I don't care how many times they go up-tiddly-up-up, they're still gits.
  -- Edmund : Private Plane...
• As far as I can tell, you're as guilty as a puppy sitting next to a pile of poo.
  .. Charming. -- George and Edmund : Corporal Punishme...
• Private Baldrick here is obviously a bit of an impressionist.
  ...The only decent impression _he_ can do is of a man with no talent....