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I hear a voice you cannot hear, Which says I must not stay
I see a hand you cannot see, Which beckons me away....
I heard a noise in the barn the other day. I went down there.
I heard Bill Clinton was Grand Marshal of a stock car race during the Labor Day weekend.
I heard @FN@'s mind has been on edible underwear lately...
I heard Linda Blair a most shocking story!
I heard quite an amusing story myself the other day.
.. ...Oh, good. (walks off) -- Baldrick and Edmund : Chai...
I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W.
Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon. -- Bill Hi...
I heard that Evelyn Wood just lost a lawsuit. A guy sued her because his eyeball blew out at ten thousand words a minute.
-- Jay Leno...
I heard that in relativity theory space and time are the same thing.
Einstein discovered this when he kept showing up three miles late for his meetings....
I heard the bells on Christmas Day Their old familiar carols play, And wild and sweet The words repeat Of peace on earth, good-will to men.
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow...

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