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• I choked Linda Lovelace.
• Patience is a most necessary quality for business; many a man would rather you heard his story than grant his request.
  -- Lord Chesterfield...
• If you've heard this story before, don't stop me. I want to hear it again.
• There must be at least 500,000,000 rats in the United State
  of course, I never heard the story before....
• I heard quite an amusing story myself the other day.
  .. ...Oh, good. (walks off) -- Baldrick and Edmund : Chai...
• Linda is a real master at making a long story short ... she interrupts me. -- Dave Berg
• I find this whole thing shocking. -- T. Bundy. -- Famous Last Word
• Love means never having to say you're sorry. -- Eric Segal, "Love Story" That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.
  -- Ryan O'Neill, "What's Up Doc?...