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• Get a bunch of those 3-D glasses and wear them at the same time.
  Use enough to get it up to a good, say, 10 or 12-D. -- [Imitation] Steven Wrigh...
• One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish.
  My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. -- Steven Wrigh...
• I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm.
  By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. -- [Imitation] Steven Wrigh...
• Called a blind date to set up a meeting at a restaurant.
  I said, "I'll be the one driving the Mercedes and wearing a Rolex....
• It appears that after his death, Albert Einstein found himself working as the doorkeeper at the Pearly Gates.
  One slow day, he found that he had time to chat with the new entrants....
• It appears that after his death, Albert Einstein found himself working as the doorkeeper at the Pearly Gates.
  One slow day, he found that he had time to chat with the new entrants....
• The doctor says he has to amputate all of me. -- [Imitation] Steven Wrigh