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I have two rules about smoking. The first is that I never smoke while I'm sleeping.
The second is that I never smoke more than one cigar at a time. -- Mark Twai...
I have two tickets on the Titanic. -- Famous Last Word
I have two very rare photographs. One is a picture of Houdini locking his keys in his car.
The other is a rare photograph of Norman Rockwell beating up a child. -- Steven Wrigh...
I have vays to make you talk, @FN@!
I have very poor and unhappy brains for drinking. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Othello -- Act ii, Sc.
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I have wagered heavily in the ships pool that you will take him past the 6th plateau.
"If I don't?" I will be...irritated. -- Worf and Riker, "Peak Performance", stardate 42923.4...
I have yet to meet a C compiler that is more friendly and easier to use than eating soup with a knife.
-- ...understanding Programming Language...
IHC: Initiate Head Crash
I hear a mundane begging to be taunted.
I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand. -- Confucius (551-479 BC)

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