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I have seen these EGG EXTENDERS in my Supermarket..
.. I have read the INSTRUCTIONS... -- Zippy the Pinhead...
I have set my life upon a cast, And I will stand the hazard of the die
I think there be six Richmonds in the field. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Richard III -- Act v, Sc....
I have short-term memory loss, though I like to think of it as Presidential eligibility.
-- Paula Poundstone...
I have shot mine arrow o'er the house, And hurt my brother.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Hamlet -- Act v, Sc. 2...
I have six locks on my door, all in a row, and when I go out I only lock every other one.
'Cause I figure no matter how long somebody stands there, picks the locks, they're always locking three....
I have something BETTER than chocolate. Rike
I have somewhere seen it observed, that we should make the same use of a book that the bee does of a flowe
he steals sweets from it, but does not harm it. -- Colto...
I have stripped off my dress; must I put it on again?
I have washed my feet; must I soil them again?...
I have strong feelings about gun control. If there's a gun around, I want to be controlling it.
-- Clint Eastwood in Pink Cadillac...
I have such poor vision I can date anybody. -- Garry Shandling

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