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I have the power to HALT PRODUCTION on all TEENAGE SEX COMEDIES!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best. Oscar Wilde
I have the thing you need, I am endowed beyond your wildest Clearasil-spattered fantasies, Oh!
oh! oh! Oh Oh oh oh oh oh oh ohhhhhh! -- Frank Zappa, Fillmore East '71, lyrics to "Bwana Dik...
I have thought some of Nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, they imitated humanity so abominably.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Hamlet -- Act iii, Sc. 2...
I have three megs: Meg Ryan, Meg Keller, Meg Johnston...
I HAVE to buy a new ``DODGE MISER'' and two dozen JORDACHE JEANS because my viewscreen is ``USER-FRIENDLY''!
! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
I have to convince you, or at least snow you ... -- Prof. Romas Aleliunas, CS 435
I have to do it myself, but I can't do it alone.
I have to go, I promised Bob I'd let him buy me drinks tonight.
I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled-up tobacco leaves.
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...

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