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I have REALLY gotta stop replyin' to tag-lines...
I have recently been examining all the known superstitions of the world, and do not find in our particular superstition (Christianity) one redeeming feature.
They are all alike founded on fables and...
I have seen soldiers panic at the first sight of battle, and a wounded squire pulling arrows out from his wound to fight and save his dying horse.
Nobility is not a birth right but is defined by one'...
I have seen the data...now bring me some I can agree with.
I have seen the day of wrong through the little hole of discretion.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Love's Labour 's Lost -- Act v, Sc. 2...
I have seen the evidence. I want DIFFERENT evidence!
I have seen the FUN --- -- Zippy the Pinhead
I have seen the future and it is just like the present, only longer. -- Kehlog Albran, The Profi
I have seen the future . . . and it works!
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