I have short-term memory loss, though I like to think of it as Presidential
eligibility.
-- Paula Poundstone
eligibility.
-- Paula Poundstone
Related:
- I don't have a bank account, because I don't know my
mother's maiden name.
Paula... - There are three early signs of old age.
The first is loss of short-term memory,
and ... I don't remember the other two... - I know a little bit about handicapping. If the horse has an IV,
you want to stay away from it. -- Paula... - I forgot where I left my short term
memory... - Don't ask me-
I have intermittent memory... - I have a great memory..
it's just a little short... - I have a really good memory,
except it's short... - There are three side effects of acid. Enchanced long term memory,
decreased short term memory, and I forget the third...
From the same category:
- Experience is what you get when you were expecting
something else... - Let's have a
Matriculation Orgy... - If a cluttered desk signs a cluttered mind,
Of what,
then, is an empty desk a sign? -- Albert Einstein... - We generate stories for you because you don't save the ones that are yours.
Douglas... - Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral,
which have been painted brown and attached to the...
