I Have Short-term Memory Loss, Though I Like To Think Of It As Presidential Eligibility.

I Have Short-term Memory Loss, Though I Like To Think Of It As Presidential Eligibility.

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I have short-term memory loss, though I like to think of it as Presidential
eligibility.
-- Paula Poundstone

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